Little Goon Assistant

A word used to define of what is essentially a catalyst to a man's addiction to sexual intercourse or intimacy, being a girlfriend to a gooner and not helping their addiction.

Person 1: "Aw great, it's the gooner and their Little Goon Assistant."
Person 2: "...Gross."

by perroa March 22, 2024

Assistive Technology

Technology designed to help make life or tasks easier for people, both at work and in our daily lives.

An example of an assistive technology is a barcode scanner. It is used to increase the speed at which the cashier calculates the price of goods.

by unfilteredthoughts April 6, 2021

seasoned assist

the act of receiving a facial while masturbating

I went to Greg's last night and he served me a seasoned assist

by lowquality August 3, 2025

Sexual assistance

An individual forcing another individual to finger a female

“Yeah man I had to get sexual assistance with Denise”

by Jackét October 15, 2018

Assist

Add anal sex to the current definition.

He couldn’t cum, so I went in with my pinky for the assist.

by Taidum February 23, 2022

Eli Assist

An assist where the pass had little to no affect on if a point was scored, yet still receives an assist.

Teammate scored & still got an assist even though you last touched the ball 10 seconds ago? Call it an Eli Assist.

by Razosaku May 20, 2022

Goose Assist

When a goose fan unceremoniously shoves the dripfield album into your clenched asshole.

I got a Goose Assist in Philly last night and I’m not doing too well this morning.

by Bob Weir’s Clam Diggers March 24, 2022