hard-arse

A person who rigorously enforces set standards, rules, contracts etc. without displaying the level of leniency that social norms would suggest.

"I had to be a hard-arsed, unforgiving task master, which showed a completely different side of me," said Moss of his role

(From Wikipedia article on Colin Moss)

by kiwi24182541 June 19, 2009

Arse Face

When i person pulls down there trousers and rubs their bare ass on someone's face, generally ensuring that their nose is up their ass crack. Sometimes a person will just sit on their face, and not move, getting full ass sniffage.

I'm going to give jack an arse face and shove his nose up my ass crack

by chafing July 11, 2008

arse face

Some whose face resembles a someone's backside; a horrible looking person.

God bless that man; with a face like an arse and an arse like a face, he's a bonafide arse face.

by Sean Scrivener January 30, 2005

Fuck Arse

A complete tool, A Jerk, knob, idiot, turd, git, gimboid etc, etc.

"That guy is a total Fuck Arse"

by hitman February 13, 2004

my arse

Big ugly hairy thing i sit on.

If you got a problem you can kiss my arse

by NegroJoe May 29, 2004

arse biscuits

originated from "father ted", often used in conjuction with the phrase bum-flaps

Oh bloody arse biscuits.
serves u right for being such a bum-flap.

by jimbo jones June 19, 2004

Duck Arse

8 out 10 Proctologists agree that a duck arse is commonly associated with woman and are usually larger than a Booty but smaller than a Toyota Echo. Symptoms include an abnormaly upright strutting woman with a large bulbus ass pertruding from spandex or stretched jogging pants.

Yo that chick heading out for a dip is going to displace some serious H2O with that DUCK ARSE, ya heard!

by T-DawG November 24, 2004