An exclamation of unhappiness. Often used when supremely pissed off. While fucking a is generally a good thing (meaning fucking amazing), this is a bad thing.

dude: oh oh shit! I hate this place! There isn't any bathrooms!
Lady: FUCKING A, TOM!

fucking a, tom by MuZ1 February 17, 2009

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monkey fucking a coconut

Having sex with the toilet throw rug on the bathroom floor

He's been in the bathroom for a long time - I bet there's a monkey fucking a coconut in there, no doubt.

monkey fucking a coconut by Hodad Bonedaddy August 3, 2006

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a monkey fucking a football

1. Someone who dose not pays any attention to what is going on around them.
2. Someone one with no logic or common sense.

shannon your like a monkey fucking a football.

a monkey fucking a football by houdek May 29, 2008

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Fucking a man

So fucking a man is like heaven but I never tried it because I’m single and will never have a boyfriend or a husband because I’m lesbian, anyways a duck goes in your ass of pussy blah blah blah in and out in and out in and out a lot of times you moan he cums you taste it I think 🤨 I think I’m horny 😃 anyways you finish then you say “ ROUND 2 SON?” Then he says “YEAH DAD!” Round 2 begins in and out in and out in and out . Moaning, cumming, and being tired! Ty for reading my horny thingy majig:)

Dad: hey son, wanna fuck?
Son: sure dad
Dad:gets on bed
Son: gets on bed and gets undressed with dad does the same
Dad:*starts fucking the son slowly
Son : *moaning noises*
Dad: cums
Son: eats the cum

1 hour later
Dad and son: drooling and getting dressed
Mom: comes home

Son: my ass hurts
Dad: I went too hard son
Son :sigh😩
Mom: CHARLES DID YOU FUCK OUR SON AGAIN?
Dad: y-y-yes you b-baka🥺
Mom: should’ve been me
Dad: but fucking a man feels nicer

Fucking a man by Charles Dick in son September 1, 2021

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