Darren

To be lazy

Someone who works from 9am then leaves at 12pm.

Someone who cant work when its below 15 degrees and when its higher than 26 degrees.

Feasts on father in laws money.

Will do a darren on friday and any long weekends

by Boy Sinigang May 27, 2018

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Darren is a dickhead who will bait the shit out of you, and will steal yo gril if you're unprepared and will give you a blowjob when he messes up. He is an intelligent but retarded piece of individual life form not discovered by men yet. And he will backseat game the shit out of your ass until you're not the one playing anymore.

"HE'S 1HP!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?" - Teammate
"I'm sorry. I thought it was on the other site." - Darren who saw 5 enemies before ditching site.

by THAT WHITE ALBINO DUDE ONLINE November 21, 2021

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A fun, smart, cool guy to hang out with and doesn't like haters who hate the name Darren because they know Darren is a badass! He's one who will stand his ground for his girl (girlfriend/wife) and will never let anyone get in the way of his friends...he is amazing and will always show you a good time even when your sad, he will always find a way to make you smile. He is handsome, sexy, and is easy to become friends with...he will never break a promise EVER....if you love him he will love you back the same...he knows what's right and wrong and will always be there for you...always...Darren is the one you will love as a friend or boyfriend or soulmate...he's the one you won't forget...Remember the name...Darren

He's a Darren

by TheGreatOak November 23, 2021

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