Darren

A chill dude who is funny as fuck and smokes a lot of pot

Me:Darren you dropped the joint you fag

Darren: fuck you, you absolute maggot

by The-word-man August 23, 2022

Darren

always on his laptop, obsessed with memes, extremely annoying. makes me wanna cry

he is such a darren omfg, kill me

by ineedhelpyes May 10, 2021

Darren

the definition of a BOT

wow that guys the worst, hes such a DARREN

by Fresh LW May 6, 2019

A Darren

a man who is judgy and eats other people's food

"what do you mean you only got a 97%, why couldn't you get a 100?"

- A Darren

by "Random person yk" February 4, 2023

wet darren

Shaking the piss drips off of your cock on to a sleeping friends face.

Shushh he's sleeping give him a wet darren.

by Fatballbag February 21, 2025

Darrens law

An opinion that supercedes facts or rules.

The rule book states that play should be allowed. Yes, but according to Darrens Law, it doesn't matter.

by T-man930 September 29, 2021

Darren

Darren , type of man who drinks beer at in abnormally slow rate

He pulled a Darren last night , it took him three hrs to finish one beer

by Montybrooklyn123 April 22, 2025