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Wesley

A perfect man. The most perfect in the history of ever. The literal and actual best.
Wesley is literally so perfect.
by Kimberlynawtkardashian February 17, 2022
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Wesley

A really white kid who is very annoying but you still tolerate him because he sometimes gives you snacks, and looks just like you, and is always talking about how important his dad is and how that makes him important too
Person 1: "That guy is so annoying"
Person 2: "Oh yeah that is Wesley"
Person 1:" That makes sense
by TheRealpoopiscoopi February 12, 2020
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A Wesley

A broke friend that has no money ever and always comes out with a fiver

He will never want to pay for anything
Your being a Wesley
by She hood October 27, 2022
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wesley keen

soccer asshole who likes to perv on girls and get fucked in the ass
Man that dude over there is such a Wesley Keen.
by PappaSmurf69420 October 29, 2018
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Wesley

People named Wesley are the sexiest people around, they always brighten up your day and turn you on just by listening to their voice or seeing their body or face. They have the most amazing singing voice that can make you nut in just a second and also are incredibly smart. Just having them tutor you for an hour will help your grades go up by 15 percent. They are exceptionally good at math and science and always get full marks in tests. Especially in EOY English tests. They have the sexiest Moustaches and are the tallest and manliest and hottest men out there. They are most compatible with Ruth's but they are extremely weak against Marcy's and Tasty's.
Person 1: Oh my god is he a Wesley? I heard they're very nice in bed. Person 2: He's mine don't even look at him. Person 1: Keep dreaming we both know we have no chance with him because we're not a Ruth.
by Wesleyissexy October 15, 2023
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Wesley

Aims to disappoint Taylor as a 24/7 gig…also sucks at guessing bingo themes
Me: Hey Wesley what’s the bingo theme?

Wesley: pumpkin
by Xxtot October 3, 2022
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Talking like a Wesley

When someone is talking to you and you have no idea what their talking about, but you just can't stop listening because you love listening to them.
"Wesley I have no idea what your talking about, but I love listening to you." That person at the bar last night was "Talking like a Wesley."
by Spacewrangler October 19, 2015
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