jan 13

jan 13 - national hug ur weird bf day

hey why did you hug your boyfriend?
nvm its jan 13

by amongus247 January 12, 2022

jan 18th

a legends birthday

a legend was born on Jan 18th named kristin

by HelloThereItsTheRealSlimShady January 18, 2021

Jan-Dored

Making someone / scamming some to walk backwards while moving .

Damn my back hurts from moving .

Haha you got Jan-Dored

by DirtDubya May 30, 2021

Jan Heine

When setting up tubeless bicycle tire, you get a bit too excited and end up with sealant all over yourself. Preferably in the face, but any body part will do.

I was setting up my new GP 5000 tires last night, pulled a Jan Heine, and spent the next hour cleaning sticky white goo off my face.

by tubelessmess February 19, 2019

Jan Maxim

has a huge monster xxl jumbo whopper size cock

jan maxim is a zesty ass person with a big cock

by finnposter June 12, 2023

jan 24

My fucking b-day

My friend: Yo its jan 24
Me:ik
My friend: ok bye
Me: bitch get back here and say happy b-day to me
My friend: i was just kidding i knew the whole time
(that was a lie)

by Fvckingagoat November 23, 2021

Jan Oblak

Jan Oblak of Atletico de Madrid is the best goalkeeper to ever play the game. He is also the idol of many in Slovenia 🇸🇮. Jan Oblak also has the sexiest beard of all time and is the only valid ginger.

Ali : Remember when Jan Oblak The Best Goalkeeper ever won the ballondor A award given to the best player in 2021
A chad football fan : Yes , it was well deserved

by Atletifan173 June 22, 2021