23:59

Also written as: 11:59 PM

The time of day after 23:58 and before 00:00.

Random dude: Hey, what time is it?
Me: It’s 23:59.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021

February 23

National eat ass day

random person: hey, its February 23rd you know what that means..

random person 2: oh no i guess i have to eat your ass 🍆

by ᶜᵃᶜᵃᶦⁿᵉ ˢⁿᵒʳᵗᵉʳ February 14, 2020

february 23

World shrek pinball day

I can’t wait for february 23 it’s world shrek pinball day

by SoulEfather April 16, 2019

fifa 23

The next shit game that ea sports are yet to release. Half the time you get bored so you get up and have a wank.

Crispin: “Fuck fifa 23 man, time to go jizz over my gran again.”

by EnglishWhiteObama November 29, 2021

March 23

The day you grab the ass of anyone born on this day
If you are born on this day let you ass be grabbed by your friends (only the ones allowed) whether you are a girl or boy

It's March 23

Grab his / her butt!!

by Dxnxnx January 16, 2020

January 23

Be with your girl/boyfriend all day till they are annoyed of you

Boy-why u around me so much today?!
Girl-its January 23
Boy-ohhh okkkkk

by Tinypokiebrownie January 22, 2020

September 23

Who was born on that date was very nice and cheerful.They look fierce and arrogant at first but after knowing them, they are the sun of your life.Don't lose anyone born on that date,you will regret your decision

September 23 people is kind woahhhhh

by hellevator_._00 April 2, 2020