23:59

Also written as: 11:59 PM

The time of day after 23:58 and before 00:00.

Random dude: Hey, what time is it?
Me: It’s 23:59.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021

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February 23

National eat ass day

random person: hey, its February 23rd you know what that means..

random person 2: oh no i guess i have to eat your ass 🍆

by ᶜᵃᶜᵃᶦⁿᵉ ˢⁿᵒʳᵗᵉʳ February 14, 2020

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february 23

World shrek pinball day

I can’t wait for february 23 it’s world shrek pinball day

by SoulEfather April 16, 2019

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fifa 23

The next shit game that ea sports are yet to release. Half the time you get bored so you get up and have a wank.

Crispin: “Fuck fifa 23 man, time to go jizz over my gran again.”

by EnglishWhiteObama November 29, 2021

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if you're born on march 23rd and you happen to be named Oisin then you're the sexiest mf to have ever set foot on this earth and you will most definitely become rich and famous and everyone likes you and wants to be you.

john: it's march 23rd
oisin: yea ik i was born today
john: and your name is oisin?! damn i'd hit that

by damnhe'sbornmarch23i'dhitthat April 18, 2021

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September 23

Who was born on that date was very nice and cheerful.They look fierce and arrogant at first but after knowing them, they are the sun of your life.Don't lose anyone born on that date,you will regret your decision

September 23 people is kind woahhhhh

by hellevator_._00 April 2, 2020

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