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Jp

Jp is a wonderful guy that plays a Snare drum and has a great smile he makes friends pretty easily he’s tall and a great guy to be with either eating lunch or just sitting and talking to
Jp oh that’s the perfect guy over their
by Kristyhoney October 11, 2022
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Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich

For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.
Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.
by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023
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JP Basin

A faggot of a kid who nobody likes. He thinks he is the toughest around when anyone can take him down.
Hey man, don’t be a JP Basin nobody will ever like you.
by Bobby2837373726262637 January 29, 2018
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JP

He's the sports guy!
"Hey, did you watch the Sharks game?"

"No, how was it?"

"I didn't watch. Ask JP, he watched it, he's the sports guy!"
by shipoopiegamer32 October 8, 2019
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jp

acronym for ‘just playin.’ usually said after making an insulting joke to avoid the other person getting butthurt
damn bro u look goofy asl”
“what??”
“nah i’m jp don’t take it fr”
by prettyb0yswag69 June 21, 2022
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jp

a tall loser who is the opposite of what every other defination is
man this guy cant get no girls he must be a jp!1!!!11!111!!11111
by deeforsee November 21, 2021
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Jp's Marmarlations 5:55

remember ladies if yo nigga dont act right, he got a homie that will ;)
i cheated on my nigga, in JP'S MARMARLATIONS 5:55 WE TRUST.
by anonymous October 4, 2021
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