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When you hold the 'option' button on a MacBook and you drag your finger left to right on your keyboard whilst trying not to press the tab, caps lock, shift, delete, or return button.
friend- "Man, dude, I'm so pumped for tonight's game!"
me- "`¡™£¢∞§¶•ªº–≠«‘“πøˆ¨¥†®´∑œåß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬…æ÷≥≤µ˜∫√ç≈Ω"
friend- "are you- ok?"

`¡™£¢∞§¶•ªº–≠œ∑´®†¥¨ˆøπ“‘«åß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬…æΩ≈ç√∫˜µ≤≥÷` € fifl‡°·‚—±Œ„´‰ˇÁ¨ˆØ∏”’»ÅÍÎÏ˝ÓÔÒÚÆ¸˛Ç◊ı˜Â¯˘¿ 

if you see this, you're literally the most bored person on the planet.
person A: `¡™£¢∞§¶•ªº–≠œ∑´®†¥¨ˆøπ“‘«åß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬…æΩ≈ç√∫˜µ≤≥÷` € fifl‡°·‚—±Œ„´‰ˇÁ¨ˆØ∏”’»ÅÍÎÏ˝ÓÔÒÚÆ¸˛Ç◊ı˜Â¯˘¿
person B: jesus christ

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷 

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️

`¡™£¢∞§¶•ªº–≠œ∑®†¥¨ˆøπ“‘«ååß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬…æΩ≈ç√∫˜µ≤≥÷ 

This is a phenomenon that happens when one presses all the keys on the keyboard and holds the OPTION key during the full length of the keyboard torture session. This is most common during a school day, but can happen during work.
The student typed `¡™£¢∞§¶•ªº–≠œ∑®†¥¨ˆøπ“‘«ååß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬…æΩ≈ç√∫˜µ≤≥÷ during class.

`¡™£¢∞§¶•ªºº–≠œ∑´®†¥¨ˆøπ“‘«åß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬…æΩ≈ç√∫˜µ≤≥÷` € fifl‡°·‚—±Œ„´‰ˇÁ¨ˆØ∏”’»ÅÍÎÏ˝ÓÔÒÚÆ¸˛Ç◊ı˜Â¯˘¿ 

When your so bored type the entire keyboard whilst holding option, then press shift and do it again.
ugghhh, im so bored. `¡™£¢∞§¶•ªºº–≠œ∑´®†¥¨ˆøπ“‘«åß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬…æΩ≈ç√∫˜µ≤≥÷` € fifl‡°·‚—±Œ„´‰ˇÁ¨ˆØ∏”’»ÅÍÎÏ˝ÓÔÒÚÆ¸˛Ç◊ı˜Â¯˘¿. Man that took forever.

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567890@#$&*()'"%-+=/;:,.1234567890€£¥_^[]{}§|~…\<>!? 

You are the king of Boredom you type every possible keyboard on your device you are the boredom king
Kid 1:qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567890@#$&*()'"%-+=/;:,.1234567890€£¥_^{}§|~…\<>!?
Kid 2:OH SHIT YOU ARE DEMON KING
Dad 1:what did you say agian
Kid 1: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567890@#$&*()'"%-+=/;:,.1234567890€£¥_^{}§|~…\<>!?