You had sex with that bitch Jenna? Eric banged her last week, and Marty fuckd her too. You guys are all houl mates bro... HOUL MATES!
by markbooty February 13, 2009

A friend that bails on plans.
A designated drive that ends up drinking.
A person that moves cities for no apparent reason
A close friend that blows you ex in a club toilet.
A designated drive that ends up drinking.
A person that moves cities for no apparent reason
A close friend that blows you ex in a club toilet.
by shitttttmatttteeee June 21, 2011

in any type of game needing more then one player. a team-mate who will directly or indirectly affect the game's out come for the worse.
man 1: ugghh man i really got shot by a lot of those paintballs. thanks a lot dick-mate.
Dick-mate: ohh sorry i totally forgot about you out there, i was off doing my own thing.... whoops
Dick-mate: ohh sorry i totally forgot about you out there, i was off doing my own thing.... whoops
by not a dick-mate October 17, 2011

by Turhan November 6, 2007

by lou lou pops May 19, 2006

A pencil that puts really crapy erasers on thier pencils. Instaed of being soft and eraseing stuff they are hard and just slide over the paper.
Jack: Why won't my fuggin' pencil erase?
Joe: Well, let me see, ahh it's the shiitiest pencil company in the world, thats why.
Joe: Well, let me see, ahh it's the shiitiest pencil company in the world, thats why.
by p00pies May 6, 2004
