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Cosmic Toasties

Cosmic Toasties is a brand of cereal.
"He's Cosmic, he's Toasties, he's the best cereal in the world! He's Cosmic, he's Toasties— uh... something something about a girl!"

"Cosmic Toasties is 69% GAMER! Nice~"
by Cosmic Toasties May 13, 2022
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Toasty

A hot looking young larger built individual with dashing good looks and a great personality
Usually funny but more like stand up comedian, make-fun-of other people comedy
Smart, thrifty, and a go getter. May or may not make lots of money on their own.

Antonyms are: Quiet, skinny, josh, stupid, fat, mentally deficient
Josh: Yo, man did you see toasty pick up them ladies at the game tonight?

Toasty: Excuse me but I could happen to notice by your s**t attitude and scummy personality that you are a total and complete a**hole

Toasty: #SWAG #YOLO #GUCCI #IMJOSH #AAAAAAAA #YEAHHHH #FBGM #HYFR #FWMYKIGI #LMFAO
by retsaotthe October 20, 2013
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Toasty

Toasty means when some on hits a cool uppercut or combo in a fighting game such as Mortal Kombat, Injustice, Super Smash Bros., etc.
Dude, toasty combo!
by Scout5566 March 11, 2020
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Toasty nuts

That act in which one releases a high temp Flatulence while sitting down thus resulting in a burning sensation on the testicals that they feel toasted
"Oh bro the other day I was sitting in class and I let one rip and it was a fucking hot one and it traveled up to my nuts and gave myself some toasty nuts
by Hugecockring April 3, 2019
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toasty cracker

A toasty cracker is what you call a caucasian individual when they become angry/furious/irritated/agitated.
Guy: Dude, I had sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Dude: WHAT THE FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy: Dude, stop being a toasty cracker.
by Toasty Cracker January 3, 2016
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Toasty

Only the highest form of confirmation there is.
Girl: I'm getting at tattoo the same day as your release show!

Guy: That's so toasty!
by Cincinasti April 15, 2014
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Toastie

When a man doesn't have time to shave so he burns his pubes in the hopes of getting a blow job
I was in a rush and wanted some head so I asked if I could order a Toastie
by siggremlin June 3, 2019
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