Homework

Teachers way to kick the shit out of you when they cant do it literally. "Here, ill give you 5 hours of homework even though you already worked your ass off for 7 hours".

Person 1: Hey do you want to hang tonight finally?
Person 2: No, i cant i have FUCKING HOMEWORK

by yea im not doing this shit January 7, 2011

homeworks

shortened form of "homework assignments"

Okay class, please pass forward your homeworks.

by Yea Yum May 13, 2005

homework

N. A fun way to spend the rest of your day (At least for the people who don't have any, and laugh at you because you do).

People who will laugh because you have homework:Your Friends, your teachers, and your mom.

by They never gave me a name..... December 14, 2008

homework

A form of written or study activity that is to be done afterschool but usually leads to distraction by posting slang at UrbanDictionary.com

Also, the only thing that will lead to success in your life and will prevent your dropping out of school and working as a frycook at McDonald's until you're 85.

Do tonight's homework tonight!

by Dr Nick November 21, 2002

homework

Code word given to marijuana when talking over the phone or in public.

Also see Study

Hey man, make sure you don't forget the "homework" when you come over tonight.

by Vega6794 January 30, 2003

Homework

What I should be doing right now.

Shit! Its due today?

Let me see your homework.

by thebeasty September 21, 2010

Homework

Unnecessary paperwork that teachers give out to try and estimate a student's intelligence

Teacher: "Class, take out your homework from last night on molecules"

Class: "We had homework?" *dumbfounded looks*

by tiffyjoan January 24, 2011