Penis m&m’s 

When a guy cuts a hole in the bottom of a bowl, then inserts his penis into the bowl while filling the bowl with m&m’s. Then the girl begins to eat the m&m’s until she has reached the treat at the bottom

“Dude like me and this girl made penis m&m’s last night at her dads house”

Penis m&m’s by Nicholas Oaks May 2, 2018

Boy M&M's  

The Ones with nuts

I like the boy M&M's better than the plain.

Boy M&M's by Slovak Mechanic October 17, 2008

P.F.M.M. 

An acronym for "Please Fuck My Mouth."

Sometimes a youthful female begins to speak, and regardless of the arrangement of their syllables or their intonation, it only sounds like "please . . . fuck my mouth?" Women who are unable to speak without propositioning men for oral sex are found in all races, classes, and geographic locations.

This phrase was initially coined after a conversation with a young college student who despite considerable education and vocabulary, struggled to convey any messages besides "Please . . . Fuck My Mouth?"

- Hipster in a coffee shop: "I've never really been in a committed relationship. I just am trying to discover my own identity without a man."

Translation : "P.F.M.M."

- Good girl gone bad: "I just had like 2 beers! I am soooooo wasted! I've never had anything to drink before! I think you should help me get back to my dorm!"
Translation : "P.F.M.M."

-Crunchy environmentalist: Did you know that menstrual pads are not biodegradable and can release toxins that harm our environment? That is why I sew my own pads out of baby blankets because it reduces the amount of waste in landfills, and oceans.
Translation: "P.F.M.M."

P.F.M.M. by black julian April 2, 2010

M.M. (Goffyism) 

M.M. is a term used in Goffyistic philosophical thought to describe one of its cornerstones of enlightenment. M.M. encapsulates the basic human desire to let loose and be nonsensical. Though it is quoted as being essential to happiness, behaving against society's norms for too long is recognised as self-destructive. It is a relative term.

Being 'goofy' for the sake of it, is therefore one of the main ways to achieve happiness.

"That dude is in M.M. (Goffyism) right now! Look how much fun he's having"

M.M. (Goffyism) by JohnNielsen10101 October 27, 2022

M&M 

Michaila&marshawn...the first letter of each name...Michaila and marshawn went out, then broke up...Michaila still likes marshawn, but doesn't know if he still likes her

Person 1) do u remember when m&m was a thing
Person 2) yes, m&m 4 life

M&M by Mckaykay2239 February 23, 2017

M&M's 

Trail mix for fat kids.

Fat Kid 1: *pants heavily* man, this is one exhausting hike

Kid 2: dude we're walking across the street to your house

Fat Kid 1: *oblivious* it's cool i brought some M&M's to keep me going

M&M's by NotSoSlimShady6969 October 3, 2013

l.m.s.y.d.t.y.n.i.m.m

Let Me Suck Yo Dick Til You Nut In My Mouth

*texts ya man*" l.m.s.y.d.t.y.n.i.m.m👅💦"

l.m.s.y.d.t.y.n.i.m.m by Babyylindsiee June 28, 2018