Jiggle My Way To Sleep

The act of wanking yourself and falling asleep in the middle of your session; only applies to the male gender

"Last night I jiggle my way to sleep"

by hardcore.memester May 10, 2018

Either way

I don't need self-help garbage. No one does.

Hym "Neither. What I am saying is perfectly consistent with objective reality. And either way, if you take a piece of dog-shit and sculpt it into a figurine of a fat guy and then take that figurine and sculpt it into a a musclar man... Does the dog-shit improve? No. So, I don't need to do any of that. I am what I am. You're dog-shit. I created A.I. You espoused nonsense and pretended to have a status."

by Hym Iam February 13, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Werther's a will, there's a way

Refers to bribing someone with a piece of heavenly-tasting candy as an incentive/reward for tackling a difficult job.

I suppose dat for someone with a sweet tooth, it might indeed be true that "Werther's a will, there's a way". I'm not into candy all dat much myself, though, so for me, I'd much prefer da promise of just a generous swallow of "da milk of human kindness", such as being heaped with praise and gratitude and/or being showered with hugs and kisses.

by QuacksO March 27, 2022

Jax Leong Chee Wai

A mathematics teacher living in Singapore.

The absolute GOAT of all teachers, ever. Hater of magic, and also hates his students following him on Instagram.
Incredibly handsome.

"Mr Jax Leong Chee Wai, can you add me on Instagram?"
"In your dreams. sleep early tonight."

by Skibiditoile125 May 15, 2024

all the way bye

when bye doesn't suffice so you say ALL the way bye, meaning you are completely done with the subject or matter and you are stepping away from it no matter what.

all the way bye i literally can not do this right now
no way he just said that all the way bye you're so fake

by fairydust432 May 18, 2023

Half way to Medusa

This is a term for when a man's wife or significant other has out of control and strung out hair.

" Did you see Kate earlier? she was half way to Medusa!"

by certainlystan November 20, 2017