half-great-uncle

Grandparent's half-brother.

half-great-uncle.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

half-great-great-uncle

Great-grandparent's half-brother.

half-great-great-uncle.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

half-great-great-great-uncle

Great-great-grandparent's half-brother.

half-great-great-great-uncle.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

Monkey's uncle

The term monkey's uncle, most notably seen in the idiom "(Well,) I'll be a monkey's uncle", is used to express complete surprise, amazement or disbelief.

John: "Jessica broke up with Tommy can you belive that"

Isaac: "Well I'll b e a
Monkey's uncle!"

by Deodorant enjoyer March 19, 2026

Privateer of Uncertainty

Pansexual butt pirate, under charter to the Queen

I think you have a chance. I hear they're a bold privateer of uncertainty. Offer to buy them a grog and see where it goes.

by JohnsonFrog December 13, 2025

first great-great-great-cousin-uncle

Great-great-grandparent's male first cousin.

My first great-great-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

I’ll be a monkey’s uncle

The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.

If I can’t finish this keg stand, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

by Special Guest Star August 29, 2022