my mom got me pregnant

my mom is literally the worst mother ever, even when logic makes since

ever since that day, my mom got me pregnant

by ImNotVinesauceJoelImLuke April 15, 2021

You Got Trolled

Follow me now guys. 😎

Person 1: Secret?
Me: No, Follow Me. You Got Trolled.

by DefintionsBySecretMan April 17, 2021

my baby got back

Elated! Surfer dude who took his surfboard for ding repair and got it back in his possession.

Melvin walks in the house with his recently repaired surfboard, "my baby got back!"

by Davey Didoe April 17, 2021

you just got fanged

when you win a game of among us and ur kinda obsessed with a kids tv show called miraculous and jagged stone and his crocodile fang so you make ur among us name jollyfang and every time you win you say you just got fanged

me: YOU JUST GOT FANGED

other players: TEAMING

by chatnoir_stan April 18, 2021

you just got STONED

when you and your best friend are playing among us and are kinda obsessed with the kids show miraculous with jagged stone and his crocodile fang so you make your name jagged stone and every time you win a game you tell the chat this

me- YOU JUST GOT STONED
everyone else- TEAMING

by anonymous_konyay_lover April 18, 2021

Got God (Him)?

John 3:16 says..

Do you Got God?
Do you Got Him?
John 3:16 says God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son and who so ever believe in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. So do you Got God (Him)?

by Oweethea April 19, 2021

nathaly got a big purrr

a bitch who got a big coochie

“am i supposed to get horny off of this or something” yea nathaly got a big purrr

by bigblrdd26 April 21, 2021