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Golden Donkey

The opposite of aa catfish. Better than their profile led to believe. Ass of gold.
The guy I matches with on Tinder was a total golden donkey.
by Stumpy & Friends March 4, 2023
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Goat Donkey

While Geof thinks Heather's ass is fine, Jordan is the true Goat Donkey.
by Mr Crowley July 3, 2025
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Donkey Kong

The gorilla that refers to himself as an ass
In, at, or to this place or position. In, at, or to this place or position. In, at, or to this place or position, it is the destination that we shall be heading.

At long last these fine gentlemen have arrived at this place or position, and they are currently in the process of fulfilling the task of presenting a form of entertainment to whoever might be watching this screen.

Perhaps if thou art aware of the lyrics to the display of musical poetry that they are about to present, then thou art more than welcome to come together with these gentlemen and act as they shall be doing.

We highly advise that thou perform the action of having the palms of your hands meet together, that is if thou happen to be in a suitable mood to strike the palms of your hands in a rapid succession in a manner that would normally generate signs of applause. Keep a good mind that thou art intended to be doing this while we bring you along the thrills of a popular genre of music of African American origin in which words are recited rapidly and rhythmically over a prerecorded, typically electronic instrumental backing about primates such as this one.

Donkey Kong
by thefitnessgramafwe23rware March 18, 2023
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Swamp donkey

A shit so big it pokes out of the water. When you try to flush it’s too big and it won’t go down.
Hey Jim!
Yeah buddy what’s up?
Last night I took a shit so big. It wouldn’t flush and it was poking out if the water!!
Well bro, looks like you dropped a swamp donkey.
by Eastong7@gmail.com November 16, 2018
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The Reverse Donkey Kick

You have the girl do a hand stand, then while you proceed to hump her wheelbarrow style, then you kick her in the back of the head with your heal.
Jim last night I did the reverse donkey kick and the girl wouldn't wake up.
by Kingaburch February 6, 2021
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Swamp donkey

She sure is a swamp donkey.
by Mj jons January 18, 2021
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Swamp donkey

A dirty little weight truck that is tough and goes in the mud
Dirty little truck usually driven by a country boy that hunts and fishes in the souther Louisiana swaps. He is driving a swamp donkey that needs to be cleaned up!
by Country Fun truck May 15, 2018
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