you
one: did you know that one in three people are a clown?
two: really? but im not a clown and neither are you!
one: damn, i guess the person reading this is the true clown
two: really? but im not a clown and neither are you!
one: damn, i guess the person reading this is the true clown
by mmmmicrowave October 15, 2019
Get the clownmug. by Leeroy.potato.vashappenin October 5, 2020
Get the Clownsmug. A one-upper. The annoying prick who has to one-up every story you have to make himself sound like a bigger deal.
Me: “We had a clown at my sons birthday party. It was so awesome!”
Annoying prick: “Oh yeah, well we had 2 clowns
at my sons party...”
Me: “Way to be a 2 clown party prick”
Other example
Me: “Man, I hit that jump on my dirt bike and hit 15 feet”
Annoying prick: “that’s nothing, I hit 25 feet on the same jump...”
Me: “thanks for being a 2 clown party”
Annoying prick: “Oh yeah, well we had 2 clowns
at my sons party...”
Me: “Way to be a 2 clown party prick”
Other example
Me: “Man, I hit that jump on my dirt bike and hit 15 feet”
Annoying prick: “that’s nothing, I hit 25 feet on the same jump...”
Me: “thanks for being a 2 clown party”
by Serluke April 25, 2019
Get the 2 clown partymug. a clown is frequently used for someone named christina who lets people take advantage of them and just an overall dumb bitch
by jordynworkman October 22, 2019
Get the Clownmug. “Hey ron, that clown has some big honkers huh?”
“You mean the horns right? YOU MEAN THE HORNS RIGHT?”
“No.”
“Clown fetish having bastard…”
“You mean the horns right? YOU MEAN THE HORNS RIGHT?”
“No.”
“Clown fetish having bastard…”
by Pseudocinnamon April 25, 2022
Get the Clown fetishmug. Mahah
by Dontworrybloody May 11, 2020
Get the Clownmug. a mysterious creature who sneaks into the rooms of unsuspecting gamers and tapes pornographic posters all over their walls and sets every computer’s screensaver to hentai.
by cockbounce November 12, 2023
Get the giggly goon clownmug.