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bog monkey

"Bog monkeys" are an army of monkeys that can be sentenced onto someone
For example: "I'm going to send my bog monkeys" for you.
by GoatsnMonkeys May 25, 2017
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fucky monkey

When a woman wraps her legs around a man's neck like an upside down monkey and he supports her back with his arms while standing up. This sex position is ideal for maximum pleasure and adds to the effect of a woman's G-spot.
hey Italian Stallion! last night i was with matt and i wrapped my fucking legs around his fucking neck like a fucking upside down fucking monkey. and he fucked the shit out of my vagina!!! i'v ebeen sore for three fucking days now! HE IS AMAZING AT THE FUCKY MONKEY :D
by risque russian February 15, 2010
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monkeys tail

The aftermath left after sitting too far back on a toilet seat whilst waving a brown friend off to sea
"Oh my god, i'm gonna be sick, theres a monkeys tail on that seat!"
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monkey catsup

the red stuff that comes out of monkeys every 28 days; also the best thing to eat a monkey with.
Blimey, that monkey shot monkey catsup 50 feet out of its butt hole!

Please pass the monkey catsup
by scrammers May 31, 2007
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Milk Monkey

One who milks a job for all its worth and will squeeze every ounce of milk out of said job. Swinging from
tit to tit milking anything they can get there hands on.
That milk monkey Tobin sure has suck that cow dry.
Couldn't get another drop out of any of those tits if his life depended on it. Believe me if there was a drop milk in a stone, Tobin could squeeze it out.
by The Stiffis May 27, 2010
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Monkey Prison

1.The state you arrive at after munching too many disco biscuits and snorting too much nose dance and cant get to sleep.

2.A prison in mozambique
1.After a relentless night of getting fucked, Ian found himself in monkey prison.

2."Darnell's in monkey prison for killing goats with a saucy hotdog".
by Ted Demon January 17, 2009
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Angry Monkey

When a girl jerks off two guys at once, thus pumping her fists in the air as if an angery monkey.
Bill and I got Angry Monkeyed by this total slut last night.
by nac71700 October 20, 2010
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