Unexpecting Mothers

A parking space that doesn’t exist.

Did you find the parking space in the car park for unexpecting mothers after parking your vehicle?

by Patrick the Starfish001 March 24, 2023

Your mother goes to college

an insult implying your mother gives good brain(blowjobs)...

1: Yo your gay
2: Fuck you, your mother goes to college

by ilovecollege121212 August 20, 2010

mother pisser

A way to say "mother fucker" without swearing / a less explicit way to say "mother fucker"

(This is a term I made myself)

"That damn mother pisser!"

by Kip_The_Snapper November 09, 2022

mother and child reunion sandwich

A sandwich consisting of both egg salad and chicken as the core ingredients.

I was starving to decided to make a mother and child reunion sandwich. That shit bussin'.

by Canid-Kaiba May 24, 2022

The Muddy Mother Bird

The sex position where the first partner stands over the second and proceeds to shit on the face of the second partner. The first partner then takes a knife and spreads the shit all over the second’s face. The first then proceeds to lick the shit off of the second’s face and and feed it to the second partner while both are kissing like a bird feeding its children.

Me and the mail man practiced the Muddy Mother Bird yesterday.

by RamRanchreallyrocks August 09, 2020

Nick Mother-Fucking Anthony

He’s that Guy! The one that every guy wants to be, and that every female wants to be with! He is so, so extremely sexy! And His swag is next level! He is the man of my dreams, and the love of my life! My forever and always!!!! I am completely head over heels in love with him!!!

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, no it’s Nick Mother-Fucking Anthony! Watch out World!

by HotIceColdTears January 07, 2024

Nick Mother Fucking Anthony

The sexiest Man on earth! Every guy wants to be Him and every girl wants to be with Him!

Did you see that gorgeous man over there? Ya he’s definitely a Nick Mother Fucking Anthony!

by Paragon Pussy February 08, 2024