poo pee balls

when your balls touch the water in the toilet that you pooped and/or pee'd in

husband says " honey, I got poo pee balls" wife says " did you forget to hold your balls up when you pooped.... again!?"

by starfishchecker June 14, 2009

dingle poo cat

Dingle poo cat is a cat only found in Paeroa, New Zealand. It is a cat with 3 legs with clumps of feces on its bum.

dingle poo cat is A cat only found in Paeroa, New Zealand. It is a cat with 3 legs with clumps of feces on its bum.

by grogansandwich October 18, 2010

nappy poo

A cute way of stating one's intention on taking a short nap.

I wish to take a nappy poo!

by Crazy68 September 3, 2009

morning after poo

When you wake up hungover and you take a huge dump to make you feel better.

I was so hungover this morning! But then I had my morning after poo and I was fine!

by stotty575 June 15, 2010

four poo casserole

When four different people poo in the same toilet without flushing.

I was going to use the lavatory and was dismayed to find myself staring into a four poo casserole.

by Jorge Yozupda November 25, 2017

i have to poo

just means that you need to poo

Jane: I have to poo!
Jack: ok

by Jkmb September 18, 2020

Epic Poo Play

Used when the situation is incredibly epic, but not quite poggers. For example you might say that the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster was an "Epic Poo Play" because of the loud boom that the reactor caused.

It can also be used in Xbox Live parties when playing Call of Duty. Dying to your own grenade is a perfect example of an Epic Poo Play.

Also, an Epic Poo Play can be used in a sarcastic context. For example, when your Dad leaves home and doesn't return, although the situation is negative, this is also an Epic Poo Play.

The phrase "Epic Poo Play" is one of the most diverse phrases in the English language. With Morgan Langdon being the original owner of the word and having the first Epic Poo Play gamer tag on Xbox Live.

*Walks down the stairs to see parents watching the news*

Son - "Dad, have you seen the conflict between Israel and Palestine."

Dad - "Yeah mate, it's a bit of an Epic Poo Play isn't it?"

by EpicPooPlay May 24, 2021