mad wiper

A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.
Did you see the end stall in the men's room? Looks like the 'mad wiper' has struck again.
by iatebreakfast September 01, 2016
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mad wiper

A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.
Did you see the end stall in the men's room? Looks like the 'mad wiper' has struck again.
by iatebreakfast September 01, 2016
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poster's madness

When someone gets a following (usually small, but it can be any size) on a social media site and it turns them into an insane diva who thinks they are far more important than they are, both to the social media site and to the world.
Early users of Bluesky often succumbed to poster's madness after getting just a thousand followers.
by The Madness of Posters November 08, 2024
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douche mad

A phrase that describes someone who's wicked gay and thinks they're cool and badass
Girl:"i hate Holly!"

Girl2:"yeah she's douche mad"
by Urinated February 27, 2008
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mad guitar murphy

a stereo type name for a person who sudduces young girls by plying them with drink and drugs and then having sex with them while they are half consious and making out he is some cool dood while people with common sense think he is a wanker .
low life alcoholic drug dealing cunt , mad guitar murphy .
by locks heath renegade master November 27, 2010
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Bike Mad

When you're mad at guys who take bikes too seriously, especially when they wear a bunch of stupid gear so you know they just got done riding .8 miles from their apartment to the coffee shop.
Framk: "I'm big bike mad right now"
by IM FRAMK October 31, 2021
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mad shlurps

Giving oral sex, or when something sucks.

Can be used to replace 'You suck."

Y'all be givin' mad shlurps!

Hey did you hang with Poison?
Hell yea dude! Got mad shulrps!
by Ben Berkowitz March 20, 2008
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