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Haste a la verga

Mexican slang.

The literal translation means: Go to the dick.

The actual meaning can vary:
1. Fuck off.
2. Go to hell.
3. Give me space.
4. Scoot/move over.
5. Can’t be true.
6. Go away.
7. Become absent.
8. Become voluntarily absent.
9. Turn around.
10. Don’t come here (anymore).
*a group of loud boisterous half butt naked American tourists enter a family restaurant in a Mexican beach on spring break*

How much for the tacos?

Haste a la verga…
by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 14, 2024
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Las Gauchas

A group of young 7 women with different backgrounds who currently attend the University of California, Santa Barbara. They are the first to ever represent UCSB as a large group of first gens and are currently building their social media platforms all together. You can catch them at any party now and are a staple of IV.
Person 1: Hey you see that group of girls, who are they?

Person 2: Yeah they're Las Gauchas!
by ren707 January 19, 2024
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Pélame la Banana

Spanish slang ,for jack me off often used in a sexual act of having someone jack you off. Often used in a double meaning by referring to a males dick as a banana and the act of peeling the banana referring to how the person wants you to Jack said person off. “ Pélame la Banana” is also a song by an artist called the general where he tells Juna to peel his banana.
Juana Pélame La Banana

Juana Peel my Banana. (Juana Jack Me Off)

Sientate I Pélame la Banana

Sit down and peel my banana ( Sit down and jack me off)
by The Black Reaper 00201 January 24, 2024
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La Croix

A luxury alternative to water. For successful, masculine men and feminine women.
Fuck he's huge. Must be drinking that La Croix.
by Truth- January 25, 2024
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Te va cargar la verga

North Mexican slang.

In a literal sense it suggests that you’re going to be carried by the dick.

The pc/kid friendly version is te va cargar el payaso, which means you’re going to be carried by the clown.

Both meanings suggest someone’s going to catch a beating, be taken by the waves in a sense or basically to say: You’re dead.
Bro, I just saw your wife blowing Donald Trump.

Tell him: Te va cargar la verga.

You know I can’t do that, he’s the former president of the USA.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 February 7, 2024
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la brea gyal

The best gyal it have out here frl. Very loyal, smart, intelligent and sexy. They are good at cooking, washing, cleaning and etc. However, it have the ones that just love to take man. But we look on the bright side of things. Most of the girls here would give you the best loving. They mad and violent buh daiz the way of showing love.
La Brea Gyal Issa 5 Star
by Anastasiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa November 20, 2023
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