Circus cookie

Very good pussy, premier puss

Out of all of her friends she had the circus cookie

by Nxf1 November 13, 2020

Circus cookie

Very good pussy, premier puss

Out of all of her friends she had the best circus cookie.

by Nxf1 November 13, 2020

Cookie

To suckith of a dick

Kenneth said he gone give me a cookie

by ZXECC November 25, 2020

Pink cookie

A nice wet pink bald vagina made for an all night bender

Dang I can't wait for ol Sally to get off and give me some of that pink cookie

by BadRedneckRoy February 18, 2020

Whatever crumbles your cookie

Whatever makes you happy.

A: „I think I‘m more into guys than into girls.“
B: „Cool man, whatever crumbles your cookie.“

by 3ugenw February 22, 2020

Cookie

the most delicious mom to tell your mom when she dies sadly

“mom i want cookies.”
“die mum.”

by yesmaamboygirl February 23, 2020

Cookie Paradox

The terrible realization that the chocolate chips in your cookie are, in fact raisins. Yet, you continue to consume the cookie simply because it's a cookie, even though its not the cookie you want.

An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.

Beth: Hey are you still dating Landon??

Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.

Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.

by bonanzapanda February 28, 2020