I'm so fucking bored

When you're so fucking bored that you go to Urban Dictionary and define "I'm so fucking bored" using meta references that other people have already used to describe the same phrase but it doesn't matter because you're so fucking bored and you know the person reading it will be so bored that they won't care that they just read the same thing in the previous definition. They may wonder if they are more bored than you, or if you're still bored at the time of their reading your definition. Who knows? Neither you nor they, for starters.

Person 1: I'm so fucking bored.
Person 2: (doesn't exist)

by boreddude99 April 7, 2023

Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them

Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them is an expression to say that you are very unlucky

Well Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them.

by potvaliant cloud June 21, 2024

I'm a cup

ok

cup 1: Hey guess what?
cup 2: What?
*silence*
cup 1: I'm a cup
cup 2: A what?
cup 1: I'm a cup

by SpicyHamsandwich February 3, 2023

I'm he's

I'm he's is a very nice discord besti and a nice person

"omg you're such an "I'm he's"!"

by Manfrickyouandyourdaughter March 3, 2021

I'm ripple

Another way to say I'm chill

"You good?"
"Yeh I'm ripple"

by Hahsbe February 25, 2015

I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

by LLBDAB June 1, 2021

I'm so wavy

The saying "I'm so wavy" was made famous by Ty Dolla Sign's song 'Wavy'.
Saying "I'm so wavy" or saying that someone else is "wavy" means that they or you are "cool", "fresh" or "fancy". (Like me)

Damn, Fabi is so wavy. I'm so wavy, so we should hook up!

by FabDabster <3 October 26, 2016