Pseudo-ghetto gangster

A douche bag, particularly white, trying to look, act, or talk like they are from the ghetto or as if they are a gangster of some kind. Over-sized shirts, baggy gym pants or jeans, nike's with sandals and overall douchebaggery is a symptom of being a pseudo-ghetto gangster.

Did you see Eminem last night?
Yeah, he's a pseudo-ghetto gangster

Pseudo-ghetto gangster by Kiafayce September 7, 2010

The Ghetto System 

A system to determine one's true ghettoness, by a measure of possesions, income, crime committed and location. Add the numbers up to determine your total ghetto score.

Being a Minority: +80
Clothing Regularly Worn:
Do-Rag:+30
Hat:+5
Jacket Under $60:+30
Jacket Over $60:-10
Shoes Under $40:+20
Shoes Over $40:-10
Shirt/Pants Accedently Ripped/Stained:+10
Shirt/Pants Purposly Ripped/Stained:-30
Income:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
No Money:+100
Locations (all That Apply:
Own Property:-20
Own Property (Condemed):+50
Apartment(Well Kept):-5
Apartmen(Average):+0
Apartment(Deplorable:+10
Live in New Jersey:+50
A Cardboard Box:+100
A Bar:+40
Automobiles: Cars and car systems:
Value:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
Hydrolics:+60
Spinners:+50
Neon:+10
Decals:+10
Custom Paint Job:+40
Chrome:+20
XM Radio:-5
Weapons:
Pistol:+30
High Caliber Pistol:+50
Palm Sized Pistol:+60
SMG:+40
Uzi:+70
Ak-47:+80
Kinfe:+10
Knife longer than 6 inches:+30
Machete:+50
Baseball Bat:+40
Crimes Committed (DO NOT COMMITTE CRIME TO INCREASE YOUR GHETTO SCORE!)
Violent Misdemeanor:+10
Misedmeanor:+5
Violent Felony:+20
Felony:+15

Race:
Being White:-400

The Ghetto System by King G July 12, 2005

Faux Ghetto 

Faux Ghetto (pronounced 'foʊ gĕt'ō)
n., pl. -tos or -toes.

1. When a person claims they're "hood" (pronouced hʊd) but was raised in middle to high class society.

2. Mainstream rap is a way of life. Gucci Mane is considered a godlike figure.

3. "T-ing" a girl with a friend is an acceptable way to lose your virginity

4. Beginning and ending each and every sentence with the word "Nigga."

5. Claim they're a "baller" but work at a local grocery store.

Ex. 1)(Insert Name Here) is faux ghetto.

Ex. 2)Brandon wears Abercrombie, listens to Gucci Mane, talks like he's from the street but lives in a $500,000 house. He's so faux ghetto"

Faux Ghetto by Ricky Rossy Is The Bossie October 10, 2008

McGill Ghetto 

The McGill Ghetto is found in downtown Montreal, East of McGill campus, where the coolest students live. While hipsters try and live East of the Ghetto (anything past Parc towards St Laurent does not count as the ghetto) because cheaper rent = ability to buy skinny jeans and tie dye shirts, all normal McGillians reside within the 4 corners of the Ghetto, consisting of: Sherbrooke/Parc, Sherbrooke/University, University/Pine, Pine/Parc. Please note living on streets Hutchison, Durocher, and Aylmer is preffered. Lorne is a bit sketchy but will pass also.

Guy picking up girl at Tokyo: Cool lets go to my place, i live in the McGill Ghetto!

Chick: Right on, we're on Aylmer! Let me grab my bff, we can have a big orgy!

Guy: Alright sure, ill grab my friend too, hes not my roomate but he lives close enough, on Peel.

Chick: Peel? Euh...nvm, go hit on somebody else, creep.

McGill Ghetto by zeropower February 20, 2010

I'm in the ghetto

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I'm in the ghetto ratatatatata

I'm in the ghetto by Akeeba January 2, 2020

stiletto in the ghetto

Popular expression in Dublin, Ireland for the piece of commemorative art set up to mark the passing of the second millennium CE: a steel spike approximately 400 feet high, rising out of a traffic island in the centre of the dual thoroughfare of O'Connell Street on the north bank of the Liffey. It is circular in cross section, ten feet across at the base and decorated near street level with wavy frosted/reflective shapes, tapering to about ten inches at the tip, lit with a ring of red lights halfway up and a stream of white ones at the top. It takes the place of a removed statue of the figure of Anna Livia (female symbol of the River Liffey) in a fountain, previously known as the "floozie in the jacuzzi." The Spike is also known as the Spike on the Dike and/or the Stiffey on the Liffey. It is popularly supposed to be a monument to the street's night-time heroin addicts, although an alternative explanation would be that it is a symbolic memo spike for Taoiseach (Prime Minister) Bertie Aherne's hotel bills. In case anyone tries flying a jetliner into it a la 9/11, it is purely a metal spike, not an inhabited building; there isn't even a public elevator and observation deck like there is on the Eiffel Tower, or anything. Still, in a certain summer evening light it can have a certain surreal charm.

The stiletto in the ghetto isn't bad, but I think the crane they used to haul it up looked waaay better.

stiletto in the ghetto by Fearman December 10, 2007

The Ghetto Behind the Netto

Athersley North, South Yorkshire, England.
So called because of the massive Netto supermarket just south of it.

1. John says he's from the Ghetto...
2. Yeah, the Ghetto behind the Netto more like...

The Ghetto Behind the Netto by Old Red Eyes July 13, 2009