Cop block

When someone going stupid fast passes you, so the cops pull them over not you. You can speed as long as they’re going a little bit faster than you. 🤘🤘

(Someone fast passes you)
Me: “nice! Got me a cop block”
Friend: “Hell yeah, speed for free”
(They get pulled over and you’re safe)

by Omfghowmanytryswillthistake September 11, 2018

Cock block

A person that comes between you and your boyfriend/girlfriend

I kept tryna talk to my girl but Maria kept being a cock block

by Rere272728 April 25, 2019

A block on a cock

Literally what the term says, when a man/trans-fluid person with his/her penis erectile puts heavy weights on it for sexual pleasure and stimulation, and as a flex to see how strong his/her cock is.

I put A block on a cock, well, more specifically, my trans girlfriend's cock to see how much stronger her cock is compared to my tiny little pimple penis. Oh she came so hard the cum blast literally lifted up the 50 pound block and that made my pimple penis cum as well, causing my penis to grow 8 inches with my cum alone. Damn what a dream

by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022

chick blocking

A female version of manspreading where a woman will encounter 2 or more women she knows. They all stop, form a cluster at the point of contact, and start talking. They are unaware that they blocking a shop entrance, footpath, grocery store aisle, or other public access point. They continue to talk while not noticing that they are forcing people go around them or take a different way.

I had collected my disabled daughter from school. As I was pushing her wheelchair to the car, I came across 4 women who were waiting for their kids. They were chick blocking the footpath and did not seem to notice that we needed to get past. So I had to go off the footpath and push her wheelchair through the mud. I then had to clean my daughter's wheelchair before she could use it in the house.

by urbanned dictionary November 5, 2025

Box Blocking

Female version of Cock Blocking.

Female blocking another female from getting laid.

Did you see mad telephoniqua got when terra box blocking her last night at Courtney's party?

by Memberberry1 December 25, 2024

V block

To effectively interrupt intercourse after a (presumably older ) man has taken Viagra. It's a variation of cock blocking, but understandably the situation is more dire, and super depressing.

Example "I just took Viagra and took out my teeth..and my attorney called to talk about my will"
Example "I just took Viagra and now my grand daughter has decided to stop in for a visit"
Example "I just took Viagra and now I forgot to take my heart medication so I have to wait for those to work first"

i just took Viagra and my attorney called about my will...it was a total v block

by beckyboo76 September 20, 2014

Block Waiver

High School Seniors in Manteca Unified School District in Manteca, California can take 1st or 4th Period OFF (AKA Come to School later or leave School early) if they have enough graduation requirements

Random Freshman: Do you have 4 classes?
JJ: Since I have a block waiver, I only have 3 classes

by KoKane42069 July 19, 2023