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Swamp Donkey

Another term for a home run in baseball.
Dude just hit another swamp donkey.
by Brothersred April 2, 2024
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Donkey kick

The act of kicking backwards with one or both feet as hard as you can. Normally the results from male partner performing the batman on the female partner.
He destracted me with a flashlight, then shoved it in my ass, so I donkey kicked him of the bed.
by Fruittree12345 August 28, 2017
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Donkeying

when you are cheating on your wife with your wife who is also your girlfriend but also your boyfriend's best friend. You walk into the boyfriend's house, his dog invades your crotch before you approach the chocolate fountain and get wet and sticky and sweet.

Can be done once, twice, but never three Tims in a day unless you are the donkey king.
Only things named Lily may dub someone the donkey king.

Being a donkey king is the most important responsibility one can hold. Only the donkey king may sing to the bue cardinal before pouring the chocolate for the chocolate fountain.

National donkeying day is June 25th. On national donkeying day, the donkey king sings to the blue cardinal and the pigeons sing the sacred song.
Hey babe, wanna go donkeying tonight?
Zach: What are they doing over there?
Lily: They're donkeying!
Andrei: I want to donkey!
Lily: NO.
by 86vannilla June 25, 2019
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Burping the donkey

Testing the airflow of a bong while filling to the correct water level
Doc was burping the donkey so he could get ready to do a dab.
by cheddachris2 June 20, 2022
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Donkey Kong

The gorilla that refers to himself as an ass
In, at, or to this place or position. In, at, or to this place or position. In, at, or to this place or position, it is the destination that we shall be heading.

At long last these fine gentlemen have arrived at this place or position, and they are currently in the process of fulfilling the task of presenting a form of entertainment to whoever might be watching this screen.

Perhaps if thou art aware of the lyrics to the display of musical poetry that they are about to present, then thou art more than welcome to come together with these gentlemen and act as they shall be doing.

We highly advise that thou perform the action of having the palms of your hands meet together, that is if thou happen to be in a suitable mood to strike the palms of your hands in a rapid succession in a manner that would normally generate signs of applause. Keep a good mind that thou art intended to be doing this while we bring you along the thrills of a popular genre of music of African American origin in which words are recited rapidly and rhythmically over a prerecorded, typically electronic instrumental backing about primates such as this one.

Donkey Kong
by thefitnessgramafwe23rware March 18, 2023
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Swamp donkey

A dirty little weight truck that is tough and goes in the mud
Dirty little truck usually driven by a country boy that hunts and fishes in the souther Louisiana swaps. He is driving a swamp donkey that needs to be cleaned up!
by Country Fun truck May 15, 2018
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Donkey Trap

When you slow play the best hand in poker and call down a players bet. Mainly playing Texas Holdem
I slow played my aces and set my donkey trap.
by Mikkster78 October 10, 2011
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