Absolute Gigachad of a Human being. Owns his own machine shop and has 25 girlfriends all from Argentina. Loves Trains and your mom more than anything in the world. Also enjoys a good forklift accident, the more violent the better.
A guy you think that you know.
You don't.
It is said that those with the most love to give. Also have the most hate to release.
The pendulum swings hard both ways.
Chris Marshall is the guy you want in your corner. He knows where the bodies are buried. He still has the Left handed shovel to prove it. A backroom profit and the Patron Saint of Lost Souls
He is the guy that will make the kids breakfast and get them off to school. He will help a stranger broken down on the side of the road.
He is also the guy that will pour gas on a chomo and strike a match.
Money doesn't impress him. So don't try and buy him.
The Golden Rule is the currency.
So spend wisely.
Most of all he is kind
and pleasant to be around.
Until he's not.
Harshall, Angry Man, Marine, Grit are just a few synonyms
The Golden Rule.
It really is that simple.
You don't.
It is said that those with the most love to give. Also have the most hate to release.
The pendulum swings hard both ways.
Chris Marshall is the guy you want in your corner. He knows where the bodies are buried. He still has the Left handed shovel to prove it. A backroom profit and the Patron Saint of Lost Souls
He is the guy that will make the kids breakfast and get them off to school. He will help a stranger broken down on the side of the road.
He is also the guy that will pour gas on a chomo and strike a match.
Money doesn't impress him. So don't try and buy him.
The Golden Rule is the currency.
So spend wisely.
Most of all he is kind
and pleasant to be around.
Until he's not.
Harshall, Angry Man, Marine, Grit are just a few synonyms
The Golden Rule.
It really is that simple.
by Harshall January 31, 2023
Person 1: yo did you see that new picture chris sent?
Person 2: ya! he definitely unleashed freaky chris!
Person 2: ya! he definitely unleashed freaky chris!
by Dodfop July 31, 2024
Chris is a kind Italian guy, who likes to flex his pecks. He is caring and makes a great farther. But Chris lacks in common sense and logic. But makes up for this with his sense of humour.
by Yorkshiregrumpy18 November 23, 2021
When a guy over 6ft gives a bird anal and pulls out and slaps his giant balls in her face giving her black eyes
by Bigal83 May 14, 2024
Is a sexual act when a woman gets butt naked for a hot guy she just met and sits on his big dick. But then realizes she cant take it all so she tries jumping off only to sit back on it.
by UrTonguesHangingOut December 14, 2023
When all the girls fantasize about fucking you and all the guys are envious and jealous of you. But when the girls eventually sit down on your cock all hell breaks loose. No e if them want to leave you or let you go. Causing you and other guys to fight it out. Thick dick Casanova.
Shannon told Shelby to have her back if she's asked about a sleepover. Since Shannon was secretly having a Dirty Chris with a popular guy.
by UrTonguesHangingOut December 14, 2023