Christian Kale

It's Christian Bale, but with kale for head!

Wow. That kale just looks like Christian Kale!

by CptDoge November 14, 2016

Christian

Someone who always want to be right

“My name is Christian, you’re wrong”

by X Tina March 11, 2024

Christian

A hot creamy guy with a 8’ cock.

OMG Christian made me squirt

by Bigcloud69 November 22, 2021

Christian

a young nimble man with nice manners but secretly likes too be brutally butt fucked

Christian likes it rough

by Saniityy January 13, 2022

Christian

A guy who is tired for looking his name up only to see religious things. He is typically fine in some aspects, but can also be bad at certain stuff. People named Christian are usually the people who you would want and at the same time, not want to be with all the time.

Oh great… Here comes Christian…

by Onionbunyun February 23, 2022

Christian

A guy who buys too many YEEZYS and the complains about his wife’s Amazon shopping

Christian buys too many YEEZYs

by Yourmom8128 November 23, 2021

Christian Death

What a load of pretentious crap. When I was a teenager I used to think this band was so fucking cool. Now I’m older and a lot more rational and it’s hard not to pick up on the cringe and pretentiousness of it all. Rozz Williams was no genius. Just a poor man’s Robert Smith.

Christian Death were lame as fuck.

by WorseThanHitler December 4, 2020