Apple Air Pods. Those ridiculous looking ear buds that look like half Q tips is hanging out of your ear.
Users think they're cool, but to everybody else, you look stupid.
Photos of people wearing these will appear in future comedy's how's documenting embarrassing fashions of the past.
Users think they're cool, but to everybody else, you look stupid.
Photos of people wearing these will appear in future comedy's how's documenting embarrassing fashions of the past.
by Malibu Stacy's New Hat November 25, 2018
When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation.
April fell and sprained her apple washing hand, drastically changing her boyfriends hopes for the night.
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My nigga's who know know...
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by grannysmith69 January 11, 2025
Children with a sweet tooth are not so likely to say, "That's fine --- I love apples" as kiddos who have been raised on a whole-foods diet.
by QuacksO March 10, 2021
The one produce item purchased alongside candy and junk food to give the cashier the impression that you're not an unhealthy slob.
I got a box of Hot Pockets, a case of Coke, a bag of Hot Cheetos and threw in an alibi apple so the cashier wouldn't judge me.
by alibiapple August 08, 2014
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