A ruler made out of metal that is inserted into an ass. it is then licked and tasted, and sometimes wiped in other people's faces. It then must be hidden in a drawer in a science classroom for a whole school semester for it to develop into a Michael Heath Butt Ruler.
I found a Michael Heath Butt Ruler in the science lab yesterday. I stole some gloves and threw it into my fire pit.
by ebghjebb February 15, 2017
A "General finish"; also a master tactician of great military genius who is inevitably victorious over all his adversaries.
The phrase causes all present to finish all beverages currently in progress.
The phrase causes all present to finish all beverages currently in progress.
"Ladies and gentlemen, may I propose a toast? To a certain military genius, master tactician, the General Sir Michael Finish!"
All finish beverages
All finish beverages
by Andy Davies June 28, 2008
Born in Tasmania in 1646, Sir Michael the Second was 20 years old at the time of the London Fires. The general of the First Great Australian Emu War, he led Australian troops to victory until his untimely death by the Emu General D. Holland in 1690, age 44 years old. His legacy was remembered in the Second Great Australian Emu War in 1932.
by A Cricket Named Joe October 07, 2021
A man with a lot of potential and will reach that potential. He is always caring and thinking of others. He is a wonderful boyfriend even though he does have his moments. He is special in every sense of the word. He tends to hide his thoughts and feelings from others but if he does let you in, you feel like you have the world. He is amazing at EVERYTHING he does. He has an awesome body (army strong). He's the type of guy to take care of you when your sick and cheer you up when you're feeling down. He has the best sense of humor and is fluent in sarcasm. He's the guy you would bring home to mom and dad. The type of guy that you can look past all his flaws and see what a beautiful person he is, inside and out. He is the type of guy you want to monopolize and make him your whole world.
person 1: hey that guy is absolutely gorgeous!
person 2: who? you mean that Michael Anthony Wayne Frigeri guy?
person 1: who is that?
person 2: He's the most amazing person in this universe. DUH!
person 2: who? you mean that Michael Anthony Wayne Frigeri guy?
person 1: who is that?
person 2: He's the most amazing person in this universe. DUH!
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