You better!

Like a threat or warning with the sense of advice, meaning if you don’t do smth there’ll be consequences or you’ll just fuck up

- I’ve got a new haircut.
- That’s fucking hot!
- Now I have to learn how to style it..
- You better!

- I bought a new dress but forgot to take a photo. I’ll take a few for you later.
- You better!

by kudryaaa October 20, 2018

Are you dumb.

Yes. Yes I am.

When asked are you dumb. Say nothing.

by Urmom （＾ω＾） May 6, 2021

that's this place for you

A phrase used in reply to someone when you haven’t been listening to what they said. Normally only used when the person is known to be a constant moaner or known to be obsessive and a rambling idiot.

Moaner: ‘I can’t believe that they still haven’t fired him. Do you know what he did?’
Listener: "that's this place for you"

Moaner: ‘Last night I got home and the water was off and my gas had run out!’
Listener: "that's this place for you"

Moaner: ‘I handed in my resignation and they accepted it!’
Listener: "that's this place for you"

by Maverik234 May 14, 2010

Tuck you!

A mixture of fuck you and thank you.

When a friend gives you an advice you should follow but you dont want to, you say "tuck you!"

by Mvrepæs September 17, 2020

you toobs

a very cringy boomer term that basically means a video on youtube. the correct way to say it: "i watched a video" instead of "i watched a you toob"

hey kiddo, watching some you toobs?

by spotlight ah moonlight ah October 30, 2021

WHO ARE YOU

When you are talking with some one and they say something that you did not know

Friend:yeah I love cats

Me:WAIT A MINUTE WHO ARE YOU

by I NEED GLITTER June 13, 2019

New for you

A used item, that's given to you, therefore making it new for you.

Person 1 : I didn't feel like buying Kevin a gift so i gave him one of my old ties.
Person 2 : I always give him "new for you "clothes.

by Yulan September 8, 2009