Boss-in-law

Your boss' boss.

My boss-in-law called me to get office to see if I would be get inside spy on my boss.

by Ugly IT Chick August 29, 2014

grandnephew-in-law

1. The grandson-in-law of one's sibling.
2. The grandson of one's spouse's sibling.

My grandnephew-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

pete's law

When you misinterpret, or miss the tone of a text.

Text: Hey your wrong
Text 2: hey fuck you
Text: Pete's Law

by FoC-Judy_Hopps November 2, 2017

step-co-grandnibling-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandnibling's spouse.

step-co-grandnibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Franklin's Law

The act of getting skilled enough at every single talent imaginable, in order to portray Uncle Fred in any medium.

Franc: Dude, I should totally mod my PS Vita
Lezduit: Why? So you can put Uncle Fred on it
Franc: Of course dude, it's Franklin's Law!

by Smith Miller January 15, 2025

Law of Life

Being proud of having intercourse with one of ur parents

Guy 1: Damn, I'm so full of Law of Life!
Guy 2: Did u do it again?

by Don'ttouchmytiddies November 29, 2021

Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening

"You can heave and strain on da wrench till Doomsday and never get a stubborn bolt loosened, but then just as soon as you ask a stronger --- and probably very busy himself --- person to come and help, DAT'S when da blasted bolt actually WILL yield, either when you give a final demonstrative yank on da wrench to show da second person how supposedly stuck da bolt is, or when he himself hauls back on da wrench and said previously-cranky bolt unscrews with little effort on his part, indicating dat your OWN last tug actually HAD cracked it free after all, and so if you had 'just given it one more go' yourself, you actually COULD have gotten da bolt out on your own, without having to interrupt your now-ears-smokingly-annoyed-at-being-needlessly-called-away colleague in da first place."

I wonder if da inventor of da impact wrench had originally felt prompted to do so due to his having frequently encountered Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening???

by QuacksO February 13, 2023