ur mum

ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.

kids friend: hey look its ur mum
kid: thats not my mum thats ur mum

by urmum12345 April 29, 2021

ur mum

someone i fucked

thats right, im that kid from xbox 360 10 years ago bitch

me: i CBTed ur mum

by Daddy Bidd May 3, 2021

rest-ur-rant

stop ranting
how mandem talk
how to tell a wasteman to shut up

ayo rest-ur-rant bruv stop waffling g

by wastemandunnoout May 8, 2021

ur mom

my wife

A person: Haha loser ur mom!11!!!!!!
Me(an aplha mail): my wife X3 RawR nyaw!!!11! teeheee XDDDD get rec ked fuck u

by leg-eaters July 7, 2022

ur mom

A lovely woman. :)

Alex: Wow, ur mom makes awesome pasta!
Sam: I know! I love my mom.

by thelesbob July 11, 2022

Ur mom

Someone who is dam hot and sexy and has 69 condoms flavour.

I slept with "ur mom"!

by Chip™ July 12, 2022

ur mom

😳😳😳

😳😳😳 ur mom

by marco4153 July 13, 2022