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Show turd

One whose actions are purely performative and attention seeking and without substance.
While some politicians serve their constituencies, others are merely show turds.
by St.K November 21, 2024
mugGet the Show turdmug.

Slur turd

A slur that fundamentally works the same way as “sh*t twinkler

Also defined as a person with active diarrhea
“ITS BURNING OH GOD PLEASE SAVE ME I FEEL LIKE A SLUR TURD”

A person with chronic unstable and unstoppable mind shattering diarrhea slur turd
by Space4kraken June 9, 2025
mugGet the Slur turdmug.

Turd Burglar

A person who buys, or tries to steal, something that is in a bad state of repair and thinks they will be able to sell it after a minor amount of shoddy work for much more money.
Man I can't tell you how many turd burglars from craiglist are blowing up my phone asking me if they think the car I am selling for parts can be rebuilt and made road worthy.
by K2xW July 17, 2021
mugGet the Turd Burglarmug.

turd

A person that keeps acting ''big'' and doesnt leave you alone until you beat that person to deth
you see that kid over there? he's a complete turd
by Psycho Pump YT May 6, 2019
mugGet the turdmug.

shit turd

by Dundeedundundun July 16, 2023
mugGet the shit turdmug.

turd smurgler

a person who is very deceiving and sneaky about things involving insignificant things
Peter was being a turd smurgler yesterday about dumb shit
by Steve Burhman May 28, 2008
mugGet the turd smurglermug.

Cat turd

A giant dip of Copenhagen Long Cut Straight used by Richstrong...
Richstrong have skipped that poverty frozen pizza thing and just had a bigger cat turd!
by Miscer ExPat August 16, 2024
mugGet the Cat turdmug.

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