I didn't have the opportunity

A classy way of saying, 'fuck you'

Friend: Did you or your friends get the vaccine?
Person: No, I didn't have the opportunity

by Chrisandra February 11, 2023

I have dead and co

Excuse to use when you need to get out of a prior commitment when you don’t want to say that you do not want to attend.

I can’t come to your pool party, I have dead and co.

by Cubix84 July 4, 2023

Having a Wendy

To have a Wendy is to drink red wine from a coffee mug while at work. Named after a woman that drank red wine from a coffee mug at work for almost a decade without being caught. Urban Legand from Wellington New Zealand.

I'm about had enough of this meeting, I'm having a wendy.

by Polysulphane December 22, 2025

He Should Have Remained Sperm.

Another way of stating that an individual or individuals should never have been born in the first place, if only to spare the rest of us from their idioticy. Can be used for any gender or amount of individuals.

He should have remained sperm. I blame his father for not pulling out.

by RTM 1963 May 25, 2021

you have a 99% chance to get a 99% chance

you need a 99 chance

but you have a 99% chance to get a 99% chance

by PugInARug July 3, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025