mince meat

Saying stupid stuff. Doing stupid things. Not thinking through what you are going to do.

David is such a mince meat, that he thought the Full House theme said "heat man tv" rather then "evening TV."

David is such a mince meat, he thought Lucas had been in Sweden the night before he played a soccer game in Oregon!

by Henry David September 27, 2006

Meat Wheels

Testicles.

His meat wheels were the size of oranges.

by LividSock March 12, 2011

meat alternatives

Genetically engineered foods, such as Kangaroo eggs, and fish-wings. All this and more can be found at KFC.

Hagged Science-Type-Person: To keep healthy, be sure to have a balanced diet, plentiful with meat... and, meat alternatives.
Crowd: BOOOOO!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

meat swede

Term used to describe somebodies head. The term is only used for individuals who have an abnormally large or fat head. Hence it being a "meaty" head.

(boy crosses a ball in football / soccer)

Rick (Shouts) - Oi Matt - get your Meat Swede on that lad!

by RickyRocket September 15, 2006

Meat Basket

a female's booty

That lady's meat basket is juicy.

by MiZMB August 11, 2009

Dank meat

Phrase used by the people who enjoy the smell of a penis after anal penetration.

After you pull out, put it in my face so I can smell that dank meat.

by BigDave69696969 December 4, 2021

Meat mace

A wang or Largeish penis.

"Dude! Put your meat mace away!"

"I call him Mr Dongski."

by Allabaster November 9, 2009