Mads

A very mucho macho muchacho, muscular, hairy, handsome 47 year old man. His jawline isnt there but his biceps are so big they make thighs tremble. If you walk by him, you may be hit on your thigh from a third leg, weighing at 39kg rested. If youre a girl watch out, if you even look at him too long, you might ovulate. If you finger him, beware, your finger might get stuck. With muscles like iron and a grip like sin, he can clench so hard you’ll never get it out… but you won’t mind. Because as his name means, he’s a gift of god.

"I met a Mads last night. I walked funny for three days"
"Watch him make food, makes me hard"

by alejandro_torresse June 27, 2025

Your Mad

you are the most madest person and it daunte best word

Your MAD!

by TheMaskedOverlord March 23, 2021

Mads

S!ck Cxnt Brah

That guys such a mads

by Not_mads November 25, 2021

Mad Hurt

A term used to describe and ugly or not attractive person( usually a girl) in day to day conversation.

Guy 1: Yoooo..did you see that girl.. She is finnee!

Guy 2: Nahhh my nigga ... she mad Hurt!

by MadHurt June 11, 2010

Hoes mad

Myst frosty has big hoes mad

Frosty hoes mad

by Poop boi September 17, 2019

Mads

A guy who is soooooooooooo awesome that even Thanos' snap couldn't touch him.

Dis boi be so good he is like Mads.

by HamDerFårGratisHBO February 20, 2019

George Mad

An adjective. Describing someone who is getting mad, but not really and are just overreacting for content.

My friend is sure getting george mad today. Don't worry about it much lol

by anonymous February 3, 2022