Rusty trampoline

The act of lying about sitting your pants

No i did not crap myself. It was a rusty trampoline.

by Psychic ramone November 14, 2020

rusty firehose

Describes a person with uncontrollable, watery diarrhea, or the act itself. Anyone so privileged as to view the output would note that it resembles nothing so much as the expulsion of a rusty firehose.

I stayed home from work because of the stomach flu and had a garbage plate for lunch. I spent the next three hours on the throne doing my impression of a rusty firehose.

by wellwhoopdedooo February 10, 2009

rusty pritchard

A tampon that has been left in the vagina for too long after discharge

Did you see Janet's rusty pritchard in the bin early, that's nopeworthy

by Chaffer January 3, 2016

rusty

Rusty is a very sweet, and handsome fellow. He’s such a gentleman with a heart of gold. A true keeper.

Rusty is so fineeeeee.

by bikylol November 4, 2022

Rusty squidward

When you eat someone’s ass that has not been properly cleaned and said ass leaves fecal residue on your nose

Ben : yo Amanda came over last night and let me eat her booty

James: damnnn how was it ?
Ben: good that ass is fire but she left me with rusty squidward

by cinnamongirly December 21, 2023

Rusty Megaphone

To grad the cock and balls of you partner in one handfull from behing while he is on all fours. Then shout as loud as you can into his ass and squeeze. Whatever you yell he has to yell louder...

If you really want the neighbors to hear you fooling around you need to break out the RUSTY MEGAPHONE

by Riffmonger February 5, 2012

Rusty doorknob

A drink common to the party areas of southern Florida. Common with frat boys. Served by annoyed bartenders that have to buy shots for patrons that have a loudly announced "birthday".

1/2 oz. mat juice
1/2 oz. well 151 rum

Frat girl: "OMFG! It's my boyfriends birthday!!" (Implying that subject bartender should offer free celebratory shots)
Bartender: "OMFG! Rusty doorknobs all around!!"

by jjoohhnnyypp July 21, 2017