Simp

Denzel

Denzel is the biggest simp to ever exist in all the history of simpness

by Kogatpenny April 14, 2020

Simp

Aman who puts themselves in a submissive position to get sexual intercourse from a woman

Dude that guy is a total simp he’s only nice to you to get sex

by Ineabns August 10, 2020

Simp

What 12 year old boys say when another boy has made interaction with a women in a complimentary way. This is often used to portray the immaturity and child-like personality, so women don’t fall victim for a little bich.

Boy 1: “Here I’ll hold the door for you ma’am”
Boy 2: “AHHAA SIMP. Why don’t you be her doormat as well”

by Boiledburger April 17, 2020

Simp

Treating women better than men in any, or all circumstances.

Men were always for a lack of a better word - simps to women, as they were treated better than a man would be treated. In 2020s simpery is more extreme than at any previous point in history.

by normalsuckedanyway June 22, 2021

simp

a word that everyone overuses w/out the correct definition. it means a guy that is overly desperate for women, especially if she is a bad person, or has expressed her disinterest in him whom which he continues to obsess over. They're usually just virgins that will accept coochie from anyone regardless of who they are. respect woman ≠ simpery.

"Lily keeps rejecting me, she's all like "Nate stop asking me out its creepy" and I was all like no, I love you and I just bought you car even tho we are not dating."

Nate is a simp

by Carmen Sandiego... April 21, 2021

Simp

•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

•Camila

Camila is a simp
That’s something a simp would say

I am not a simp(that means you are a simp)

by SimpDestroyer April 1, 2020

simp

squirrels in my pants

guy 1: "Tell me what's makin' you jump like that
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be moving like me"
guy 2: wow i never knew thats what simp meant
guy 1: yes.

by p u p p y i s g a y October 14, 2020