bollock monster

A child.

His bollock monster is a fucker you know.

by Nikcox December 6, 2021

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MONSTER TRUCK

WHERE YOU FUCKING A FUCKING MONSTEROUSLY HUGE FUCKING TRUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

ME: I WANT TO FUCK A MONSTER TRUCK

FRIEND: ACTUALLY THAT'S MY KITTEN -

by HAHA THIS WEBSITE IS FUCK NUTS December 12, 2021

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Monster Shlong

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021

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Monster Shlong

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021

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cookie monster

to cookie monster (verb) - to eat ravenously, to devour

After receiving 4 DoorDash orders, John cookie monstered his food on the couch.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.

by Texan Etymologist December 22, 2021

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