Interaction with The Problem Child who identifies them self by wearing a black coloured safety helmet.
Tom: "Hey, what's up with Olz? He's running towards that brick wall head first without wearing a helmet again?!"
Jerry: "He's just been black-hatted."
Tom: "Damn man. That explains it. We should pray for him."
Jerry: "He's just been black-hatted."
Tom: "Damn man. That explains it. We should pray for him."
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Get the Forward Digger Hat mug.A hat made of tinfoil that prevents people from reading your mind. Ironically, people who wear these hats in the first place don't usually have much of a mind left to read.
The only thing standing between me and the secret society's insidious mind manipulation techniques is my trusty tinfoil hat right here. Want one? Hey! Where are you going so fast?!
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