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Get the Money Moves mug.A term used when describing money that has been obtained legally but without work. Often used when referring to money acquired after a divorce or when gold-digging.
The term 'honey' refers to a bear's strategy of raiding a beehive for honey. The bear benefits from the effort of someone else without doing any actual work themselves.
The term 'honey' refers to a bear's strategy of raiding a beehive for honey. The bear benefits from the effort of someone else without doing any actual work themselves.
You gotta marry that old man and get that sweet honey money!
My husband died, at least he left me some decent honey money.
My husband died, at least he left me some decent honey money.
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Mikey: Hey mom.
Jessy (mom): Yes mikey?
MIkey: I need $300 ASAP.
Mom: For what Mikey?
Mikey: Because I confessed to Siria and she said i need to have above $100 to be dating her
Mom: Mikey you are 18. You can have a job now.
Mikey: Ok mom.
Mom: So what are you gonna apply for?
Mikey: Ima make my own sex booth to have sex and make money
Mom: Uhh you sure?
MIkey: Yep!
3 months later
Siria: So you called me here?
MIkey: yeah.
Siria: So wassup?
Mikey: Will you be my gf?
Siria: Uhm but remember 3 months ago u gotta impress me.
Mikey: yeah *holds out money*
siria: Ok yeah but will we have sex each month 3 times?
mikey: yeah cant wait to feel your vagina
siria: oh well we can do dirty stuff
mikey: yeah and also ima be playin w/ur clit as well and you with my penis!
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessy (mom): Yes mikey?
MIkey: I need $300 ASAP.
Mom: For what Mikey?
Mikey: Because I confessed to Siria and she said i need to have above $100 to be dating her
Mom: Mikey you are 18. You can have a job now.
Mikey: Ok mom.
Mom: So what are you gonna apply for?
Mikey: Ima make my own sex booth to have sex and make money
Mom: Uhh you sure?
MIkey: Yep!
3 months later
Siria: So you called me here?
MIkey: yeah.
Siria: So wassup?
Mikey: Will you be my gf?
Siria: Uhm but remember 3 months ago u gotta impress me.
Mikey: yeah *holds out money*
siria: Ok yeah but will we have sex each month 3 times?
mikey: yeah cant wait to feel your vagina
siria: oh well we can do dirty stuff
mikey: yeah and also ima be playin w/ur clit as well and you with my penis!
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The term is commonly used to refer to the money young adults waste on needless things, like shutter shades, Nintendo Wiis, etc.
The term is commonly used to refer to the money young adults waste on needless things, like shutter shades, Nintendo Wiis, etc.
"I have enough money to pay my bills, I just need to pick up a couple extra hours so I can have some ringtone money for our trip to the West Palm Beach."
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