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Blood for the Josh god

The comments during the legendary Josh battle in which multiple people named Josh prepared for 1 year to have a fight with pool noodles for weapons. The objective of the fight is to see who can keep the name Josh, in a joking manner. Slight variations, such as "Blood for the Josh blood" are also used.
Live chat:
Person 1: JOSH FIGHT
Person 2: YUH JOSH FIGHT
Person 3: BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GOD
by bruh-momentum April 24, 2021
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josh

Someone who has a very big ego and a huge forehead. He can’t deal with rejection and looks like bob Duncan. He most likely has the middle name Adam and is meathead. He is not cool and thinks he’s a hired bodyguard. But, he actually is a wanna be. So oop
Ew it’s josh
by Dontjuul July 31, 2019
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josh

Josh - A man who saves you and will love you forever😊
Oh you know Josh? -no i dont? Who is that?

Oh he’s just the most loving person on the planet💗
by Mak💗 March 18, 2021
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josh hours

the hours between 10-1am where you think about josh and read fanfiction hoping it can fill the void in your heart just WANTING someone and hoping it can make you feel better about your own horrid situation but instead start crying very deeply feeling no and all emotion at once with your cats staring and you and then realize your chances are basically 0 and you have no business feeling this way but you do.
dang, it's real josh hours tonight boys
by labrochacho August 4, 2019
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Josh Hutcherson

Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Let me know
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go
Person 1: Yo look at this tiktok!
Tiktok: Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Person 2: Not Josh Hutcherson!!!
by 817use December 4, 2023
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Josh

Nonce who likes the Y10 girls.
Tom: The y10 girls are having a party
Josh: WHERE
by LuciaTabareess69 May 16, 2022
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Josh

Josh: hey, what's a synonym for a giant dingus?
Anyone else: Josh
by also a dingus May 10, 2019
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