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Beef

Air coming out of the nipples of a woman.
Aka a breast queef. "I saw a girl breast feeding the other day, and her child began to choke because the woman beef-ed."
by Instigator8 December 13, 2010
mugGet the Beefmug.

no beef bro

a brodude way of saying 'no problem' and assuring the other bro that there will be no troubles or drama as a consequence of your good act
Bro #1: Thanks for letting me talk to you about my feelings bro.
Bro #2: No beef bro.
Bro #1: I love you bro.
Bro #2: Love you too.
by brezjnev July 24, 2017
mugGet the no beef bromug.

Beef Testosterone

Legends say that a man will come by the name of Beef Testosterone to bring peace, justice, and stability to his new empire. Legends also state that he will have the flattest penis known to man.
Beef Testosterone was chosen by the Frogs to bring balance to the Pantry.
by Poopycheeks April 19, 2024
mugGet the Beef Testosteronemug.

Beef Bag

Pouring a beer into a ziploc bag that contains small pieces of beef jerky, usually a bag that was previously holding beef jerky, and then ripping off the corner of the bag and chugging the beer.
Hey anyone want to do a beef bag later?
by Beefboyz April 29, 2024
mugGet the Beef Bagmug.

Beef and Etc.

Term for ejaculating upon a woman's breasts and then licking the semen off yourself. Named after the legendary, now-defunct restaurant "Beef and Etc." near the campus of University Wisconsin - La Crosse.

Joe Gow, UW-La Crosse's now-former chancellor, made headlines in late 2023 after being fired in a unanimous decision by the Universities of Wisconsin Board of Regents for filming adult content with his wife and consensually posting it online. In one such video, a "Beef and Etc." is allegedly performed. It can be considered the signature move of the embattled former chancellor, whose previous employer is otherwise a fairly well-respected institution.

This was not the Gow's first pornography related incident. From the New York Post: "One of their videos features adult film legend Nina Hartley, who landed Gow in hot water in 2018 after he paid her $5,000 in discretionary La Crosse funds to give a 90-minute speech assuring students it’s 'OK to like porn.' After severe backlash, Gow apologized and promised to reimburse the school from his own bank account."
"Dude you're not gonna believe this, but I wound up giving Stacy a little bit of the Beef and Etc. last night after we got back from Brothers."

"Not sure why you're bragging about that but yea sure OK bud"
by StrykersThrowaway December 28, 2023
mugGet the Beef and Etc.mug.

A None Pizza with Left Beef

"A None Pizza with Left Beef" is a figure of speech describing a form, taste or a state of a crusty pineapple pizza that was picked dry of toppings, left to sit in a box for a week, after which it got warmed back up by a blowtorch covered in WD-40.
Commonly used to describe objectively awful pizza flavors.
This tastes worse than a none pizza with left beef! I am not going to eat THAT!
by axdh August 14, 2023
mugGet the A None Pizza with Left Beefmug.

Beef Jerker

Someone who jerks off using their "beef".
Person #1: What were you doing last night?
Person#2: I was in my room
Person#1: So you're a Beef Jerker!
Person#2: Exactly!
by Lucky-Lick July 31, 2016
mugGet the Beef Jerkermug.

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