Smoke show

When you fart after you blow smoke up the butthole and it blows a perfect ring. Also known as a rim puff

Student : I’ve been practicing my smoke shows butt they keep coming out like an oval. Got any advice as a mentor ?

Maestro: Oh yes I used to have that problem. I really have to curl in not out. Try that next time. Also getting a toy can be super beneficial.

Student: ah that makes so much sense, maybe I should size up my plug?

Maestro: yes, the bigger the asshole the bigger the puff. But it’s all about muscle control, it’s no fart you know

by ButtMaestro March 1, 2023

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Smoke On The Water

Beginner Guitarist's National Anthem

I can play Smoke On The Water with one finger

by UltimateDoge March 14, 2023

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Smoke a Cigarette

To secretly have intercourse with someone. It may be another person you are seeing or an eager casual encounter one is looking forward to.

During Office hours~
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later

A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…

At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette

2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)

by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 21, 2023

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Smoke

Ammunition, people backing someone up, supporters, fans on Tik tok

I just logged on, I don’t have no smoke. I gotta wait till more people log on.

-You want to battle?

-You have way more viewers online watching you thank on my team. I don’t have that much smoke. You are probably going to win.

by Rznlvs562 April 24, 2023

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Smoke green blow white

A play on the phrase 'Go Green, Go White' used by students of Michigan State University when smoking weed or after seeing someone else smoking weed. Used in the same fashion as Go Green, Go White, where the call 'Smoke green' warrants the response 'Blow white'.

"I see you with the blunt man, smoke green!"
"Blow white! Hell yeah."

"You know the vibes it's smoke green blow white every fuckin day!"

"Smoke Green!"
"Blow White!"

by lead.buy.example May 4, 2023

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Smoke and Joke

How junior enlisted while away their service time: smoking cigarettes and joking around with each other. Typically done in small groups when on break, standing post, or at quarters.

See those embassy guards standing post at the gate? They smoke cigarettes and bullshit all day. Smoke and joke. Most of them will never make rank.

by Skinny White Boi with the 3 6s May 6, 2023

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