Friend: my partner loves me so much and calls me her “favorite person”!
Me: OH SHIT! THEY GOT THAT BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER! FOO YOU BETTER RUN AWAY AND SAVE YOURSELF! THEY GON’ FUCK YOU OVER BAD!
Me: OH SHIT! THEY GOT THAT BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER! FOO YOU BETTER RUN AWAY AND SAVE YOURSELF! THEY GON’ FUCK YOU OVER BAD!
by Splaird June 22, 2025
Get the Borderline Personality Disordermug. A person who is so fucking inbred and dense, they have to bring up politics even when the topic at hand, doesn't even fucking remotely relate to politics.
Usualy in the comment section of an Instagram or TikTok post, pulling the most bullshit reason out of their ass about how Trump is at fault for a car accident in Georgia, or natural disaster in a different fucking country.
This person usually doesn't have friends, due to the fact they make politics and hating Trump their whole personality. They also lack empathy towards mainly Democratic people, and/or say stupid, rude, or threatening things to people, because of their fucking political opinion. They are also genuinely the most miserable people to be around.
Usualy in the comment section of an Instagram or TikTok post, pulling the most bullshit reason out of their ass about how Trump is at fault for a car accident in Georgia, or natural disaster in a different fucking country.
This person usually doesn't have friends, due to the fact they make politics and hating Trump their whole personality. They also lack empathy towards mainly Democratic people, and/or say stupid, rude, or threatening things to people, because of their fucking political opinion. They are also genuinely the most miserable people to be around.
News - "Breaking news tonight a 5 year old girl has died in a crash on I-95 in Georgia"
Political Person - "Uhhhg, this would never have happened if Trump wasn't president"
Normal Person - "Can you shut the fuck up dude! Why the fuck do you blame Trump for fucking everything? And go take a shower, you smell like ass!"
Political Person - "Uhhhg, this would never have happened if Trump wasn't president"
Normal Person - "Can you shut the fuck up dude! Why the fuck do you blame Trump for fucking everything? And go take a shower, you smell like ass!"
by Urban_Alien_69 August 25, 2025
Get the Political Personmug. by NO02&3’d February 11, 2021
Get the Best person evermug. Going to different restaurants to purchase multiple, specific food items unique to each restaurant (i.e. a popeyes' biscuit) all for the same meal.
Example: "I stopped at Taco Bell for a Mexican Pizza, Popeyes for a biscuit and Wendy's for a frosty; it was the ultimate personal potluck."
by FoxCoffin July 3, 2014
Get the personal potluckmug. When someone texts the groupchat with useless and mundane information at random times in the day about what they’re doing when it has no effect on anyone else in the chat
Typically happens when the groupchat has been inactive for a while
Typically happens when the groupchat has been inactive for a while
by Logano Piano December 17, 2023
Get the Personal Diarymug. You are the prettiest person, not me, not him, nobody but you. And you always will be the prettiest person, forever and ever.
by FlopsXAlis December 1, 2024
Get the YOU are the prettiest personmug. 