turkey bean

A turkey bean is a hot Italian stud lover who always makes you happy. He's the type of person that you want to spend the rest of your life with because you can't imagine yourself with anyone else. Every time you see him it's tiiiiimmmme to giiiiive him huuuuuggggs and you'll never stop loving him, no matter what hard times you go through with him. NO ONE will ever be better than da juju!!!!

Oh my gahhhhh look at that fiiiinnnne ass turkey bean.

by ToddieB October 19, 2006

Broads beans

The art of inserting only your testicles into your partners arse. Once your balls are firmly wedged into your partners arse you can proceed to pull your cock & ejaculate all over your her back.

"WARNING" If your partner does not expect a load splattered all over thier arse & back, the shock can cause your partners muscles to tense up & cause severe testicle pain.

Doctor: Why do your balls smell like shit & look like french truffles...

Perpertraitor: I shoved my Broads Beans into my missus arse...

Doctor:That explains the shit smell, what about your decomposing balls...

Perpertraitor: As I was about to blow my load I told her to look around at me...My missus now has pink eye...

by skeeza1 May 20, 2011

Green Beans

You need to rethink your life if you're on urban dictionary looking up "green beans".

Y'all got some of them green beans?
Yah I'm mah cabent

by Fuckernut May 28, 2018

Precious Bean

GalaxyCloud. She is the definition of precious bean ok

Dude 1: Man GalaxyCloud is such a precious bean.
Dude 2: I mean she's literally the definition of precious bean so???

by eepers June 25, 2020

flip your bean

when a woman masterbates and plays with her clit, flipping her bean.

i flipped my bean and then fingered myself and came all over my hand.....

by maniak killette April 2, 2004

Osama Bean Laden

A laughable attempt at spelling "Osama Bin Laden"

If you spell Osama Bin Laden as "Osama Bean Laden", you are a fucktard.

by p00flake September 28, 2006

human bean juice

Another term for blood. Used by Rorschach in the graphic novel Watchmen.

(Pointing to a blood stained button...)
Nite Owl: "What is that, bean juice?"
Rorschach: "Yeah, human bean juice."

by ozymandius113 April 25, 2009